You will see that I have cleverly given this site a serious looking title, so you can read it in your office and everybody will think you are hard at work on pie charts.

The Olympics are very prestigious, because they happen just once every four years. Yet I only get round to updating this website about once every FIVE years. So it is obviously even more prestigious than the Olympics. By the same unshakeable logic, this website is also more prestigious than the Fields Medal. And unlike the Fields Medal you are allowed to look at it if you are over forty years of age.

However, this website is slightly less prestigious than miserable economic depressions.

I'm sorry if you tried to leave a message in the last five years - the site's email didn't have a spam filter, so it was random good luck if something managed to get through amongst the many, many messages from Denise at Canadian Pharmacy. I've finally taken down that link, and if you want to get in touch with me, my email is gideondefoe (at well known google email service dot com). I've also got a twitter which I've managed to not abandon for several whole days now.

Anyhow, there is actual news. NEWS!