Before writing stupid stories about pirates I worked as a temp at various government departments. Which is where I'll probably end up again if this doesn't pan out. I should warn you that I'm pretty rubbish at admin jobs, so there's a good chance your school/hospital/farm/whatever I happen to be working on, will get quite badly screwed up by my rampant incompetence. And all as a result of you not buying enough of these books. So buy them!