Before writing stupid stories about pirates I worked as a temp at various government departments. Which is where I'll probably end up again if this doesn't pan out. I should warn you that I'm pretty rubbish at admin jobs, so there's a good chance your school/hospital/farm/whatever I happen to be working on, will get quite badly screwed up by my rampant incompetence. And all as a result of you not buying enough of these books. So buy them!

Click on any one of the titles on the left to read an extract. You should note that the extracts may not be representative of the adventures as a whole, because I have deliberately chosen bits that show the books in the best possible light.