If I meet you in a social context and you admit to having read one of these, please don't then go all quiet and stare at your shoes.

Click on any one of the titles on the left to read an extract. You should note that the extracts may not be representative of the adventures as a whole, because I have deliberately chosen bits that show the books in the best possible light. Once you've read the extracts you can either buy the books, from any of the usual places, or just plot the rest of the story in your head. Why not imagine a Giant Crab turns up?